WTF secrets is an amazing blog featuring weekly illustrated versions of these secrets – many of which were first posted over on a Reddit thread. Some are definitely NSFW (not the illustrations, but the text) depending on your job, and others are just plain disturbing.
“I cut off all contact with everyone I know and moved to Kenya, I tell people a fake name and a fake background and have made it appear to my family that I died on boat trip in the Pacific. No, I am not joking. I am dead in the United States.”
“When I was in the 11th grade, I would ask to borrow lip gloss from the hot girls in class. I would go to the bathroom and rub it all over my cock, then give it back to them when I got back to class. Then I would later happily watch them smear the lip gloss all over their lips.”
“I run a cake business. I charge people hundreds for wedding cakes... Every last one is made using Pillsbury cake mix I buy for $1 a box at Walmart. I suck at baking.”
“I once helped out a female friend’s family by taking care of their cat for a week. Every day for a week, I would go over there and snoop around their house. I found my friend’s diary, and proceeded to read the entire thing. I used this information to get her to like me, and she is currently my wife.”